- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Arrow to the Knee

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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