Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Knock knock.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Chicken

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

why do mexicans get made fun of

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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