- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

A black student graduated High School

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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