- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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