- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Connor is homo

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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