- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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