What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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