- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

I'm rick james bitch

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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