How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

I like touching my boobs

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Bob Saget

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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