What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

a. why? b. because

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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