THE GAME

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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