My Boyfriend

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The truth is he loves her!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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Robert Mugabe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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