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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Bob Saget

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Misner is a twat.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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