- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Jordan is pregant

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Fine, ladies first.

Derp

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Guess what What

Cancer

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Boxing on Boxing Day

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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