- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

did you stub your toe?

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Im gay What about you

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Your so gay, that you like men!

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What is white and long? A New York winter

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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