- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

A black student graduated High School

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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