What's red and has wheels? A red car

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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