- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

okay so theres this guy.

guess what>? your mum lol

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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