- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

What is worse than torture? Not much.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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