- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

knock knock go away

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

Mogok Papiti.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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