what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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can you pass the soap?

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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A black student graduated High School

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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