- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Horse with a chair on his head.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Thats what she said

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Knock Knock Come in! :)

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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