- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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