- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Where's the soap?

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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