- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What's the new green? Green

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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