Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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A man walks into bar carrying a nondescript glass bottle of beer. The bartender speaks up in a harsh tone "We don't allow outside drink here buddy! If you're drinking here, you're buying it from here! The man replies, "Oh I'm sorry, it's just that this isn't a normal beer. Every time you take a swig from it, you are granted one wish!" The bartender, who is at this point getting visibly irritated, "I ain't got no time for fairy tales. Screw off!" The man seemingly unfazed by this anger tells him, "I'm not any kind of liar. I have three sips left. You can have them if you want." The bartender snatches the bottle with his unwashed hands from the man. "Fine" he says gruffly "I'll drink your magic beer." He thinks for a brief minute and says to himself, "I wish I had an expensive sports car." and takes a drink from the bottle. No later then a second later, a Ferrari pulls up into the driveway. It is a sleek and dark red color. It was of the latest model and did not have a single scratch whatsoever. The bartender's eyes pop wide open in astonishment and he quickly makes his second wish, "I wish I had a beautiful girlfriend!". And he took another drink. No later than five seconds, A leggy 5'7 blonde bombshell steps out of the entrance. She dons a short white skirt, Long red stiletto heels and a jet black spaghetti strap top. The bartender starts to sweat and looks a little nervous. "And my final wi-EUGHAAAHGGHHH!" The bartender collapses from the floor drooling from the mouth. It turns out that the liquor he was drinking was 180-proof alcohol that his old liver could not take. The blonde woman steps back and lets out a disgusting shriek. "Ewww, this old ugly hobo just ODed on the floor. Can we go somewhere else for drinks Jeremy?" Her boyfriend replies, "Yeah good idea babe. This place looks a trash heap anyway. You deserve better." The couple do not hesitate in stepping into their sleek red Ferrari and driving off. The man who had given the bartender the beer proceeded to check the dead man's pockets and rob it of all of it's contents. Nobody ever caught the man, and not a single person in the bar cared enough about the bartender to call 911. Moral of the story: Magic does not exist and life sucks.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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