What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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GONNA

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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