Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Itookasipasoda

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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