a man walks into a bar and dies

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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black

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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YOLO

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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