Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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The joke below me is retarded

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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