What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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