How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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