Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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69.... is a number

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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