What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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