- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

Netball.

Womens Basketball.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

The AIDS patient was gay

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

Whats a cat? A cat!

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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