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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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