- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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