- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

The New York Giants

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Sir, your wife is dead

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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