what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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punchline below punchline above

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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BBW BABY IS THE BEST BETTER THAN THE REST WELL EXCEPT MILF BABY. SUBSCRIBE TO BigHDGuns

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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