- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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