- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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