- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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