- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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