Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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