- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

did you stub your toe?

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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