Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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