- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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