- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Im gay What about you

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What is white and long? A New York winter

Your so gay, that you like men!

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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