Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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What is cowboy say

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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