How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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