The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

penisvaginaorgasm

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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