When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

q ggggggggggggggggg

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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