So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

whats black and large -me

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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