- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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